Over the years, Andre has been entertaining our household with his off-the-wall quips, often without meaning to. I sometimes post these "Andre-isms" on Facebook but I thought I would just compile some of them here, so I can remember them and refer back when I need a good laugh.
Andre: "That's the shop with all the fake women."
Lesley-Anne: "They're called mannequins."
Andre: "Is Labour Day when all the mothers remember how painful it was during labour?"
Andre trips and falls on his butt in front of his classmates.
Teacher: "Are you alright?"
Andre (dusting himself off): "It's ok, it runs in the family."
Me: "You ate fried food again?!"
Andre: "Popcorn chicken is not fried! All the sauce made it soggy."
Andre to me: "I'm lucky because you're quite clever and I have your genes."
Andre (after being berated by me for a sub-par assessment paper): "Even though you scold me, I still love you."
Ok, so this last one is not funny in the least, but I really think I have the sweetest son.