Over the years, Andre has been entertaining our household with his off-the-wall quips, often without meaning to. I sometimes post these "Andre-isms" on Facebook but I thought I would just compile some of them here, so I can remember them and refer back when I need a good laugh.
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Andre: "That's the shop with all the fake women."
Lesley-Anne: "They're called mannequins."
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Andre: "Is Labour Day when all the mothers remember how painful it was during labour?"
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Andre trips and falls on his butt in front of his classmates.
Teacher: "Are you alright?"
Andre (dusting himself off): "It's ok, it runs in the family."
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Me: "You ate fried food again?!"
Andre: "Popcorn chicken is not fried! All the sauce made it soggy."
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Andre to me: "I'm lucky because you're quite clever and I have your genes."
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Andre (after being berated by me for a sub-par assessment paper): "Even though you scold me, I still love you."
Ok, so this last one is not funny in the least, but I really think I have the sweetest son.
TGIF!
In time to come when you hv collected enough, it can be a collection of original snippets of andre's growing up thoughts. Hilarious!!! LOL
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Thanks QX! He provides the much-needed comic relief in this household :)
ReplyDeleteHee hee...Andre is the best lah! My favourite is the "fake women" one :D
ReplyDeleteLilian: Haha, that one made me do a double take, for a moment I was like huh? He knows about fake women? Then... duh!
ReplyDeleteMon, he is so funny lah! Responding to his 2nd question, I do remember Labour day because of labour pain, because I was in labour during Labour day! LOL...
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Chris: Hahaha, that's so literal it's hilarious!
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